SO... I Lied....

OK, well, I had some great adventures in Second Life this morning, however, I didn't have enough time earlier to blog about them. But don't worry, my story from yesterday WILL be completed sometime soon. In the meantime, I'll probably have other posts that randomly detail Roland and I, and our adventures.


BUT TODAY...







PHOTOSHOP!!! WOOOH YEAH!!! I was pretty bored after some of the strenuous activities I took part in were over. So, I decided that, being an amateur of Photoshop, (or, as the title of this blog suggests, an Ammo-ture... ha ha) I figured that I should screw around with it, and hone my artistic skills.

Now, my first piece is very important. I'll show it to you in a moment. But first, It tells alot about me, and the person I once was. The story of MY LIFE is in this piece. And my one word to describe it? Pure bliss. Wait, that was two words? Ok, then I guess I'll settle with... coolio. Cuz that WORD is coolio. And, unlike other art, mine has a very important backstory, one that I will tell you. Here. And now.

So, I was perusing the main Yahoo page, when I stumbled across a video of Obama swatting a fly during an interview:



Now naturally, this has all of the Obama enthusiasts (I am not one of them) going nuts. "He must have been trained by ninjas!" an excited blogger says. Yep. Ninjas. I stumbled across this amateur picture snapped of Obama after the Inauguration:

This PROVES he's a ninja, right? And what more, he is a skateboard punk, friend of the deepsea animals, and a terrorist. Yep. That's why he's blowing up helicopters with nunchucks.

Anyway, back to the point. I didn't give a rat about our "presidito". No, in fact, I was wondering what that fly was thinking. And here is my beautiful piece of art. Inspired; NO. DEDICATED to that fly. Took me a good 14 minutes:

Rest in peace, Fernandez. Or, Rico Suave. Or whatever name the reader wishes upon the dearly departed insectoid. We'll miss ya.

Well, now that the crying is outta the way, what did you think?

I was also thinking about myself pwning zombies and saving mankind. And I made a beautiful piece inspired by that, also. Although, I don't think it quite turned out as planned:

Well, that's enough typing for me for tonight... this has been pretty fun. Comment my pictures. Or offer to buy them. Because I know you want to. Actually, don't offer to buy them. Because I wouldn't know how to send them to you. In fact, if you like this crap at all, you can go ahead and copy and paste it. Or save-as it. But you already knew that. Cuz you use those commands to write essays for school! Ha, caught you red-handed. Or not, because for all I know, no one will ever read this, besides me. Making... ME A CHEATER?!?!? CRAP!!!

Well, I thank you all for reading.

LOVE YOU LYNSEY!!! SOOOO MUCH!!!

Peace to the Middle East. Or wherever you imaginary readers live.

P.S. Roland says hi. And he can't wait to be featured in my blog again. GET READY!!!